what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
(Source: frickingloki)
harry potter and the crazy ass rock
harry potter and the hogwarts basement
harry potter and the guy who went to jail
harry potter and the big ass fire cup
harry potter and the secret club no one can know about
harry potter and the vandalized textbook
harry potter and the triangle circle stick
(Source: believed)
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and the he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost)
Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe
what
holy shit
Jesus
wtf satan sings now?
the gates of hell open when you play this
Am I dead or?
(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
OMG ALL LOKI FANS SHOULD JUST TURN UP AT A CINEMA TO WATCH AVENGERS TOGETHER AND FILL ALL THE SEATS AND JUST SQUEAL AND GET UP AND APPLAUD EVERY TIME LOKI COMES ON SCREEN AND SHOUT WITTY THINGS AT HIM AND THE WHOLE CINEMA WOULD BE LIKE OMG JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL AND JUST HAVE A GREAT TIME IN GENERAL AND WE SHOULD ALL HAVE A BIG PARTY AFTERWARDS AND TRASH THE CINEMA BECAUSE FEELS
Neon Trees - Everybody Talks

